Note: This is part of a continuing series to digitize the Vietnam War legacy of reporter/columnist
Daniel Cameron, especially work appearing in The Saigon Post. (See July 4 post for details.)
The following is from the series 'ETCETERA' and was first published October 06, 1970.
THE HIGH COST OF KILLING
by
Daniel Cameron
ETCETERA (Saigon Post, Oct. 06, 1970)
THE HIGH COST OF KILLING
by Daniel Cameron
In the Ho Bo Woods
Some grunts have education, you know. Have you been to the boonies as a
G.I. Or at least an I.G. (Instant Grunt?) If so, you may have marched with a
school teacher-grenade launcher,drank chlorinated water from the canteen of a
biology graduate, or maybe watched an air strike with a soul brother psychology
major.
PFC Bill is from Pennsylvania. Because of his intelligence he may never
rise above PFC, but he's still a good guy. I bumped into him in the Ho Bo Woods
of Cu Chi Province. People like PFC Bill sometimes have interesting things to
say while trying to dodge the booby traps. Bill had entered d a school of
economics before entering the rice paddies.
We were out together on a two-platoon sweep in this wild hedgerow area near
the snaky Saigon River, right in the heart of booby trap country. In a bush, our
point man had discovered another of Charley's camouflaged trap doors that lead
down into a series of underground tunnels. One of our tunnel rats, Private
Ginger, volunteered to go down. Ginger found nobody home but came up with a
rusty Chicom AK-47, a Russian K-54 pistol, two bags of rice and three cans of
mackerel canned in Japan with tomato sauce. This weapons cache was Bravo
Company's main find for the day. Sometimes you do better, of course. Every hole
is a little different. Sometimes a lot different.
As usual, orders were to blow the tunnels so that Charley would have that
less many hideouts and chances for mischief. Naturally, everybody knew that
Charley woulld dig more holes somewhere else. That was part of the cat-and-mouse
game.
Bill and I didn't mind so much. It would give us time to rest our
over-heated selves. We sat on the edge of a bomb crater while the detonating
team began work. Bill washed down his salt tablets with lukewarm canteen water.
He lit a menthol cigarette from his C-ration pack and wiped gobs of sweat off
his glasses. PFC Bill was in a lecture mood today, despite the Cu Chi sun.
"Someday," he said, "I'll have to do a thesis on the economics of Vietnam
military operations. It ought to win a humor award, anyway."
"Why's that, Bill?"
"Guess how much it costs to kill one Charley boy? Just one."
"I'm a bad guesser."
"Well, my conservative calculations say it's 199 thousand dollars. Green
dollars."
"Really?"
"But that was three years ago. Now, with this galloping inflation...My
God."
Bill took off his steel pot and ammo belt. The way he reached his figure of
199 thousaand per Charley sounded very complicated. Some of the professional
economy people might say the figure was too high. Then again, others might say
it was too low. PFC Bill used a lot of terms from professors, and from economics
books, but it all came down to one point: Hanoi is over-charging. It almost
sounded as if Charley boy costs more dead than alive.
Ginger popped yellow smoke and we watched the Huey chopper come down with
the load of explosives that had been ordered by radio. Five grunts from the
first platoon helped carry out the crates of forty-pound shape charges,
bangalore torpedoes, the C-4 sticks of plastique, det cords, fuses and blasting
caps. These would be used to destroy five or six holes in the ground.
PFC Bill opened his canteen again.
"Put that all together," he said, "And you have a nice $10,000 firecracker.
Charley, of course, paid maybe ten farmers and kids a nickel each to dig him
those holes...Paid, hell. He may have just pointed his bayonet...."
Sure made me think, that Bill. I suppose if a man asked a thousand dollars
to mow down ten cents worth of grass in my backyard, I'd wonder whether the dude
has all his crap together.
Bill would too. Bill also seemed to think that people who trifle with $10,
000 firecrackers are a gross insult to the nation's Gross National Product.
Especially when they fail to ram the firecracker up somebody's apparatus in
Hanoi. (He put itworse than that.) He also felt they were a gross national
insult to the grunts who had to do the actual detonating in actual booby trap
country. A grunt likes to feel that people in authority are squared-away
people. It helps, anyway. A strong jaw is good, but a strong mind is maybe even
better.
Bill's war economizing covered the Vietnamizing business, too. He seemed to
think that even when most American combat troops leave, it will still cost many
thousands of dollars for one ARVIN to kill one Charley. At the same time it will
cost the Russians and Chinese about $1.98 a piece everytime their Charley boy
assasinates a village Chief or school teacher or Government official. Then we
pay thousands to get the killer (sometimes getting innocent civilians who
Charley boy is trained to put in our way. And in the meantime it costs the pious
protesters back home maybe 29 cents a placard (with free TV network time) to
tell us to stop killing the killers.
"I think Hanoi is overcharging something fierce," Bill said.
But if we left Vietnam and stopped payment altogether, Charley and his
gang, like any winner, would take all and we would have shown ourselves to be
history's impotent giant, or at least its biggest bungler. For if our past ten
years were all a vast and vain mistake, thousands of Americans killed in their
prime, thousands maimed, scores of billions of dollars washed away in the mud,
the nation denounced at home and abroad, then what nation ever bungled more?
Sounded like the Russian Bear and the Chinese Dragon had a good thing going
for them, anyway.
The detonating crew put ten-minute fuses on all the charges, and we cleared
out of the area. The boom came as we reached the rice paddy. We all turned and
watched the geyser of smoke, dust, clumps of earth and bits of trees fly high
and come down.
PFC Bill wiped more sweat from his glasses.
"We produce lots of big-bang firecrckers," he said, "but not many General
MacArthurs or Colonel Rheaults."
Bill may send me a copy of his thesis if he ever gets it published.
Some grunts have education, you know.
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