"Stop it, old
Wise Guy! Stop it!"
4The Values People turned away. Many
sought balm,
Whether from Gilead or a generic brand.
They fished for facts,
too.
Some cried, "Down with opinions!
Give us facts!"
Others: "Down with cherry-picking
fact mongers! Let there be light!
Give us insight, understanding, a
blaze of light!"
Certain that progressives were
craftily suffocating tradition
In school, court, textbook,
Government and infotrainment;
They became as ping pong
balls,
Slapped back and forth from opinion
to fact,
Fact to opinion, opinion to
fact,
Candidate X to Candidate XX to
Candidate XXX,
Flicking dials, switching channels,
surfing cyber-space, reading wood products,
Checking out titans of talk, aces of
Arbitron, plagues of daily polling.
Some prayed for Instant Messaging to
the Father.
Some encountered again the ancient
Wise Guy,
His face lined and wrinkled with
eons,
Or chasms of too much history, not
all written down.
He was either smiling at them, or
grimacing from sunlight.
"Do your leaders ever call
you trans- fat fools?"
Why was he getting
abusive?
"Listen here, Wise Guy. Of course
they don't disrespect us.
"I vote, therefore I
am."
"Criminals vote too, Public school
fool votes. Bums vote.
"Aren't you all equally equal in
post-Jeffersonian equality,
"The new demoquacks of
Democracy?
"Are you not demographics, quarks,
quirks, quantifiable,
"Calculated for carefully-groomed
media monks and monkettes?."
"Damn you, gray Wise Guy! We're not
the riff-raff or femi-nutsies
"Or pampered dreamers hatched on
campus soviets!
"We are the Values
Voters!
"Let the progs stay in their AIDS-
rated bathhouses
"Or solve global warming in their Hollywood hot tubs.
"They shall not squat on 5000 years
of marriage!"
"Yes," the near prehistoric one
replied. "I see. I see.
"You're not from MoveOn.Soros, are
you?"
"No, we're not!
Send that
money-changer back to Hungary
"With his little lefty Soros workers
.
" 'Vee vant to take bock
Ameyreeka'!
"George Soros 'Open Society'? Yeah,
right.
" 'Open Sore--os', "
[To be continued. Stanza 5: Old Wise Guy throws
"stones," like 'citizen,' 'nation,' 'sovereignty,' 'res-
ponsibility,' 'Jeffersonian.' Some people are hurt.]
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January 07, 2008 gringommentary: RETRIBUTION FOR CLINTONS? (In response to 'Pile-On to Pile-up' Monica Crowley's look, on eve of the New Hampshire primary, at the shellacking the "inevitable" Clintons received from Barack Obama in the recent Iowa Caucuses.)
January 03, 2008 gringommentary: GORACLE WARMING. First it was 400 skeptical scientists, unaffiliated with the MSM or MoveOn.Soros. Now it's New York Times columnist John Tierney. He sprays a devastating coolant on Al Gore's Nobel Prize-winning hot air. For the progressive warmology industry, will 2008 mean serious recession?December 26,
2007 gringommentary: RUSHING TO MONICA? Posted at monicamemo.com/site of ABC
Radio's Monica Crowley:
Monica, you owe this Chickaboomer. That foto she posts of you, in
knockout buckled black, should be on your site. It is smashing. Why not use it to replace the current
toothpaste ad you seem to prefer here? Take it from a guy with an eye.
The Chick, I see, is also linking you with conservative radio's
current runner-up for God (he still apparently trails Jesus Christ, but
it's close). And she adds,
"Rush Limbaugh ordered a $3,600 bottle of Margaux at the Kobe Club on
W. 58th St. Wednesday night — then left an eye-popping $5,000 tip on
top of a $4,410 check." Ben Widdicombe's Gatecrasher NYDN"
Cara mia, it's just one of those things, unless Rush will drink the
Margaux out of your shoe. On camera? Well, as our new friend in Paris, Monsieur Sarkozy, would say, ca depend. In any case, I recommend that the shoe be
well-worn. That's non-negotiable.
Merry Christmas!
(By the way, on family gift-giving: Has your new liberal brother-in-law got the Guilt packaged nicely with pretty ribbons?)
December 19, 2007 gringommentary: JOHN MCCAIN IS BACK? REALLY? (Also posted at site of ABC Radio's Monica Crowley, monicamemo Forget
John McCain. I mean admire the old maverick, respect his service and
derring-do and sense of tradition, honor him for what he endured and
survived in Hanoi during those years when I could jump back and forth from a
firebase to Saigon any time I felt like it---but forget John McCain as a
candidate or political viability. The endorsements by three Des Moines
Register yentas and the Sulzberger Boston Globe are near laughable.
McCain lost out to Bush in the Republican primaries for 2000 (possibly unfairly and arguably, for
the country, unfortunately.) But that was then, when the bantering old
fighter pilot could still excite. Since that time McCain has gone the
way of all Beltway flesh, congealing into an establishment fixture, trimming his sails, making the deals. The
flash is gone, even if he's not just carrying on right now to get
campaign debts paid off. Everybody (except possibly tone-deaf liberals)
knows it. The chemical residue has crystallized into just another
Washington pol, albeit with more personality and temper. His moment arrived in
2000. He tried gallantly to seize that day, fought a good fight, but
The Club won out, as it usually does.
Oh, sure, if by a miracle Johnny Boy could swing the nomination for 2008,
conservatives would probably still have to vote for him against the
Democratic choice of MoveOn.Soros. I might have to vote for Shamnesty John too, against
The Yale Medusa. (Let those without political sin judge me.)
But take note, cara mia: No such miracle is showing up in the crystal gringoBall.
And yes, there could be a "surprise" in Iowa, but not this one. You
heard it here first. More later. (Full disclosure: If the "suprise" I
mean does not materialize, then I may have to concede that you, not to
mention most of the Stream, were right all along about a certain
someone else.)
To expand a bit on McCain (from a gringommentary posted last summer, June 08.)
Possibly the most celebrated POW in U.S. history (Vietnam War), McCain
the maverick and media star was out-maneuvered (or shafted, some still
think) by Karl Rove, who won the Republican nomination in 2000 for
George Bush. But McCain, as he states, never gives up. He hung in there
as Senator from Arizona, working the establishment, working the
Beltway, becoming the odds-on favorite for 2008, despite age seventy
looming.
December 01, 2007 gringommentary: SAVAGE vs. CAIR. IT'S WAR.NOVEMBER 27, 2007 Gringommentary: IOWA & SCORPIONS
Meanwhile, there's this from a gringommentary
response to Monica Crowley's (ABC Radio) blog post, THE OBAMA OFFENSIVE. The
final lines of Monica's post....
Whoa! Monica! Granted, the image of leading Democrats as poisonous arachnids
is vivid (some may even say accurate). The picture of a scorpion driving its
venomous tail into Hillary's gluteus maximus is dreadful, horrifying (although
to many, not unjustified). But Monica, wouldn't traditional fair-sex
metaphors be more a propos, more civil, more, uh, politic, especially for nice
Iowans in their nice Iowan cauci?
Update: BIRTH OF AN OBAMANATION
gringoNOTE: The following is from "conservative" Obamaphiliac ANDREW SULLIVAN
Andrew Sullivan calls on Obama to release his birth certificate
In a move that might help the MSM further unjustly discredit all those who want the truth about the Obama citizenship issue (see that link for our extensive, completely fact-based coverage), Andrew Sullivan now says (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/02/first-keyes-now.html):
...I see absolutely no reason why Obama himself should not release the actual original document and provide it to the press. The president of the United States, like anyone else in public life, has no "right to privacy" in a matter like this, and there's absolutely no good reason why he should refuse to give the press every conceivable piece of evidence at his disposal to clear up even paranoid conspiracy theories about his birth and eligibility to be president.
http://24ahead.com/andrew-sullivan-calls-obama-release-his-birth-certificate
Coming: An Exclusive. YOU LIBERAL RACIST, YOU (a glimpse at what none (well, extremely few) dare to name; as for any in the Lamestream who even tried, who among them has survived to tell the tale?